These are text messages I exchange with my 17 year old cousin Bennett. He is a white boy that thinks he's a Crip, is currently unemployed, has a girlfriend named Mercedes, and is one of the most unintentionally funny and brilliant souls on the planet.

by the way, this blog is 100% real.
Bennett’s getting a new tattoo!

Bennett’s getting a new tattoo!



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    Okay, okay. I guess these are kind of funny. Mostly, they just remind me of Dave Strider, only worse in every possible...
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    When Bennett gets on...roll you can’t stop his insults.
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    EXCUSE ME WHILE I DIE.
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    dear barbara! sooo good
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  38. neverconscious reblogged this from textsfrombennett and added:
    oh my god i cannot stop laughing bahahahah