These are text messages I exchange with my 17 year old cousin Bennett. He is a white boy that thinks he's a Crip, is currently unemployed, has a girlfriend named Mercedes, and is one of the most unintentionally funny and brilliant souls on the planet.

by the way, this blog is 100% real.
Three halves of Bennett

Three halves of Bennett



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    errangatang omg.
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    one half lion one half tiger one half errangatang holy fucking shit
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    a red velvat cupcake wit satan panty hose on
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    cuz u a red velvat cupcake wit satan panty hose on
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    errrangatang nigga LOOOOL
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    \u a red velvat cupcake wit satan panty hose on.
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    oh my god that shit is funny
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