These are text messages I exchange with my 17 year old cousin Bennett. He is a white boy that thinks he's a Crip, is currently unemployed, has a girlfriend named Mercedes, and is one of the most unintentionally funny and brilliant souls on the planet.

by the way, this blog is 100% real.
Bennett found a bride #textsfrombennett

Bennett found a bride #textsfrombennett



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    FUCKING PENGUINS ARE SO FUCKING AWESOME EVEN THIS CRAZY DUDE BENNETT THINKS SO!!!!!!!!!!
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    XD Some hope for
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    Nigga, penguins are adorable and lovable as fuck! …. :’) ignorance in other people IS bliss to me.
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    I definitely did not have him down as
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    penguins are adorable and lovable as fuck!
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