These are text messages I exchange with my 17 year old cousin Bennett. He is a white boy that thinks he's a Crip, is currently unemployed, has a girlfriend named Mercedes, and is one of the most unintentionally funny and brilliant souls on the planet.

by the way, this blog is 100% real.
Bennett is a Jehovah’s Witness http://twitter.com/TextsFrmBennett

Bennett is a Jehovah’s Witness http://twitter.com/TextsFrmBennett



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