These are text messages I exchange with my 17 year old cousin Bennett. He is a white boy that thinks he's a Crip, is currently unemployed, has a girlfriend named Mercedes, and is one of the most unintentionally funny and brilliant souls on the planet.

by the way, this blog is 100% real.
Bennett and I discuss dog bites.

Bennett and I discuss dog bites.



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    can’t even imagine his autocorrect. Excuse me reblogging all of these.
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    A frisby dipped in poison.
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    Bennet’s cousin is Mac Lethal?
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    holy shit i’m dying this is the funniest thing on the internet
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    my hook up is out of them? who deals poisonous
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    WHO THE FUCK HAS A DEALER FOR POISON DOG TREATS OMG
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