These are text messages I exchange with my 17 year old cousin Bennett. He is a white boy that thinks he's a Crip, is currently unemployed, has a girlfriend named Mercedes, and is one of the most unintentionally funny and brilliant souls on the planet.

by the way, this blog is 100% real.
Bennett on cannibalism.

Bennett on cannibalism.



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    hahahahahhahahahah i’m dying
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    hahaha i laughed at this for way to long
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    oh my god. i laughed. so hard.
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    Here you go Kevin, haha, this shit makes my day. Linda you fucking cunt.
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    This dude has 114 unread messages… I though having 20 unread was awesome now I don’t feel so awesome..
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