These are text messages I exchange with my 17 year old cousin Bennett. He is a white boy that thinks he's a Crip, is currently unemployed, has a girlfriend named Mercedes, and is one of the most unintentionally funny and brilliant souls on the planet.

by the way, this blog is 100% real.
Bennett on Chinese buffet lasagna part 2.

Bennett on Chinese buffet lasagna part 2.



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    114 unread messages is whats baffling me
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    brb i am fucking dead ahhahahahhahahahahhaha
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    You know what else moves in silence? People who are a...of the Witness Protection Program.
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