Texts From Bennett

These are text messages I exchange with my 17 year old cousin Bennett. He is a white boy that thinks he's a Crip, is currently unemployed, has a girlfriend named Mercedes, and is one of the most unintentionally funny and brilliant souls on the planet.

by the way, this blog is 100% real.

like i said i luv anamels alot 2. i used to rescue rockwilders im one of da highest paid members of PITA

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It’s an incredibly entertaining yet candid view on how Mac built a relationship with his cousin and met the love his life. That’s right, there’s a bit of a love story in there. A love story that is handled with such honesty and simplicity that it might be the sweetest thing I’ve read in recent memory.

Gorge Washingten smokd weed evary day , da Whitehouse has a speshil room Jus 4 smoken da lovly herb.

—Bennett on politics (Texts from Bennett, chapter 21, ON-SALE TODAY!)