Texts From Bennett

These are text messages I exchange with my 17 year old cousin Bennett. He is a white boy that thinks he's a Crip, is currently unemployed, has a girlfriend named Mercedes, and is one of the most unintentionally funny and brilliant souls on the planet.

by the way, this blog is 100% real.
Bennett Minaj

Bennett Minaj

Joe, Kevin, Nick and…Bennett?

Joe, Kevin, Nick and…Bennett?

You’ll never get it, will you Bennett?

You’ll never get it, will you Bennett?

How do chickin fingers get so big?? Thier hands are way smaller..i bet its really da chickens penis and they lie for markiting

—Bennett

i jus found a kittin do U think i cud sell dis lil mafucca to a chinesse buffay?

—Bennett

Bennett’s getting a new tattoo!

Bennett’s getting a new tattoo!

New technology by Bennett

New technology by Bennett

I’m never burning Bennett another Drake CD

I’m never burning Bennett another Drake CD

If Bennett could fly

If Bennett could fly

Guess who’s home?

Guess who’s home?

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