Bennett the Salesman
Texts From Bennett: The Novel
I am officially writing/compiling the Texts From Bennett novel! It will be 99% new texts and several very hilarious, epic, stories about my Cousin Bennett. And a few surprises too!
Gallery Books / Simon&Schuster Publishing! 2013!
Bennett cries during movies
Bennett wishes he was a woman
Bennett defies science
Bennett Goes Shoplifting
Bennett needs a babysitter
Legalize Bennett
Is it harder to be a man or a woman?
Bennett’s Ass Theory
