These are text messages I exchange with my 17 year old cousin Bennett. He is a white boy that thinks he's a Crip, is currently unemployed, has a girlfriend named Mercedes, and is one of the most unintentionally funny and brilliant souls on the planet.

by the way, this blog is 100% real.
Bennett the Salesman

Bennett the Salesman

Texts From Bennett: The Novel

I am officially writing/compiling the Texts From Bennett novel! It will be 99% new texts and several very hilarious, epic, stories about my Cousin Bennett. And a few surprises too!

Gallery Books / Simon&Schuster Publishing! 2013!

Nerdy White Kid KILLS Gotye (You’re vs Your by Mac Lethal

Bennett and Mercedes have ended their relationship. However, Bennett already has a new girlfriend. Her name is Crystal, aka “Pistol Crystal.

Bennett cries during movies

Bennett cries during movies

Bennett wishes he was a woman

Bennett wishes he was a woman

As you can see Bennett’s phone is back on.

—Mac

Bennett is pro-life.

Bennett is pro-life.

Bennett defies science

Bennett defies science