Texts From Bennett

These are text messages I exchange with my 17 year old cousin Bennett. He is a white boy that thinks he's a Crip, is currently unemployed, has a girlfriend named Mercedes, and is one of the most unintentionally funny and brilliant souls on the planet.

by the way, this blog is 100% real.
Bennett’s biggest turn off.

Bennett’s biggest turn off.

Bennett hates auto-correct. Haha.

Bennett hates auto-correct. Haha.

Bennett on loving your job

Bennett on loving your job

Bennett joins NASA.

Bennett joins NASA.

Bennett wants to give you a lap dance!

Bennett wants to give you a lap dance!

This is how my Cousin Bennett handles a crisis

This is how my Cousin Bennett handles a crisis

Getting Fit With Bennett

Getting Fit With Bennett

Bennett the Salesman

Bennett the Salesman

Texts From Bennett: The Novel

I am officially writing/compiling the Texts From Bennett novel! It will be 99% new texts and several very hilarious, epic, stories about my Cousin Bennett. And a few surprises too!

Gallery Books / Simon&Schuster Publishing! 2013!

Bennett cries during movies

Bennett cries during movies

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